1 00:00:00,430 --> 00:00:01,790 You're watching Bravo. 2 00:00:02,450 --> 00:00:03,450 On demand. 3 00:00:12,170 --> 00:00:14,070 Previously on Vanderpump Rules. 4 00:00:14,330 --> 00:00:18,350 No, because of you. Don't be mean to her. The girls are trying to push Laura 5 00:00:18,350 --> 00:00:21,150 because they've got it here. And they don't want any competition. 6 00:00:21,590 --> 00:00:25,050 Who were you with that did whatever you liked? 7 00:00:25,410 --> 00:00:26,410 Lauren. 8 00:00:27,210 --> 00:00:29,410 I have not spoken with James. 9 00:00:30,110 --> 00:00:32,390 At all since I found out that he's my co -worker. 10 00:00:32,870 --> 00:00:36,610 You know, Kristen calls me up and she says that you spit on her. You know I 11 00:00:36,610 --> 00:00:39,550 on any f***ing girl, so don't f***ing tell me that I am. Okay, stop it right 12 00:00:39,550 --> 00:00:42,560 now. For God's sake, just pull yourself together and nothing that you're saying 13 00:00:42,560 --> 00:00:44,040 is more important than those kids out there. 14 00:00:44,260 --> 00:00:45,139 This was heavy. 15 00:00:45,140 --> 00:00:47,840 So it sounds to me like this is shaping up to be a really good birthday. 16 00:00:48,200 --> 00:00:49,200 Getting excited. 17 00:00:49,280 --> 00:00:52,540 Let's organize something. All of the guys are going to Vegas. I'll be here 18 00:00:52,540 --> 00:00:56,560 working. You guys go have fun. It's nice to know that the day after my birthday, 19 00:00:56,780 --> 00:00:59,760 I'm not invited to a big trip. You want me to not go? 20 00:01:00,200 --> 00:01:01,200 Kind of. 21 00:01:38,200 --> 00:01:39,260 How was everything? 22 00:01:39,680 --> 00:01:40,679 Was it good? 23 00:01:40,680 --> 00:01:43,720 Thank you to all of you. 24 00:01:44,640 --> 00:01:46,540 All right, darling. Bye -bye. Bye -bye. 25 00:01:46,880 --> 00:01:47,880 What is that? 26 00:01:48,560 --> 00:01:50,320 Lisa needs me to take this to the mailbox. 27 00:01:50,540 --> 00:01:54,760 I don't know if she goes, can you feel this and take it? I can't anymore. I'm 28 00:01:54,760 --> 00:01:55,679 exhausted. 29 00:01:55,680 --> 00:02:00,300 I was like, wait, just, like, so you guys know, Peter thinks that he's going 30 00:02:00,300 --> 00:02:04,940 organize a guy's trip to Vegas the day after my f***ing birthday. 31 00:02:07,380 --> 00:02:11,440 Okay, that's not happening. I'm sorry, but I like to have fun. Yeah, me too. In 32 00:02:11,440 --> 00:02:13,980 that case, though, it's like, you're going to Vegas? Cool. When do we leave? 33 00:02:14,180 --> 00:02:18,140 There's no boys. There's no boys. I'm sorry. Tom, he ruined the Vegas boys 34 00:02:18,140 --> 00:02:19,380 last year. 35 00:02:19,600 --> 00:02:24,500 You know, the whole Vegas thing actually did, like, make out with that girl. 36 00:02:26,520 --> 00:02:27,860 I'm sorry, he lost the privilege. 37 00:02:28,080 --> 00:02:30,160 No one's going anywhere the day after my birthday. 38 00:02:30,640 --> 00:02:33,400 We're all in relationships now. Yeah, that's not happening. 39 00:02:33,780 --> 00:02:36,520 This whole trip reeks of Peter and Jax. 40 00:02:36,920 --> 00:02:41,560 Because I think maybe Jax and Peter are kind of freaking out that they're 41 00:02:41,560 --> 00:02:44,660 finally with somebody that they are happy with. 42 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:46,000 So dumb. 43 00:02:46,180 --> 00:02:49,380 I'm going to go back out there and check and make sure the table's all clean and 44 00:02:49,380 --> 00:02:51,160 stuff. I figured you guys would want to know. 45 00:02:57,200 --> 00:02:58,200 You do a little bit. 46 00:02:58,240 --> 00:03:00,060 Yeah. Hey, how's it going? 47 00:03:00,380 --> 00:03:01,500 I know you want something. 48 00:03:01,840 --> 00:03:02,960 Peter has something to ask you. 49 00:03:03,740 --> 00:03:05,320 So I celebrated my birthday here. 50 00:03:05,540 --> 00:03:11,480 So I was wondering if it would be all right if I take some time off. Where? 51 00:03:11,860 --> 00:03:13,280 A little place called Vegas. 52 00:03:13,660 --> 00:03:17,740 Oh, for God's sake. The trouble you guys get into in Vegas. Haven't you learned 53 00:03:17,740 --> 00:03:21,500 your lesson by now? You impregnated somebody in Vegas, if you remember. 54 00:03:22,880 --> 00:03:26,380 I do remember that. I did go to Vegas and had a relationship with somebody 55 00:03:31,380 --> 00:03:34,760 Thank you for reminding me. Well, that's okay. I'm just telling you. I'm giving 56 00:03:34,760 --> 00:03:35,559 you the heads up. 57 00:03:35,560 --> 00:03:40,520 Who's going? Me, Tom, Jack, Tom, and maybe Shay. No, no, no. You do not take 58 00:03:40,520 --> 00:03:42,360 Shay. He needs to stay in a relationship. 59 00:03:42,640 --> 00:03:44,860 Going to Vegas is probably not going to help him. What, because you're married? 60 00:03:44,960 --> 00:03:47,680 It doesn't mean you have to be a prisoner. Oh, it does. It means you're 61 00:03:47,700 --> 00:03:50,860 and it does mean you're a prisoner. No. So you don't need to try. No, then I'm 62 00:03:50,860 --> 00:03:52,260 never getting married. Oh, really? 63 00:03:52,460 --> 00:03:53,460 Oh, what a shock. 64 00:03:53,500 --> 00:03:56,540 Why would Jack and Peter, that are in supposedly... 65 00:03:57,339 --> 00:04:01,220 serious relationships, want to go and test themselves in Sin City. I mean, 66 00:04:01,240 --> 00:04:02,780 that's like wolves going to a hen house. 67 00:04:03,040 --> 00:04:06,280 I don't care if you go. As long as you make sure all your shifts are covered. 68 00:04:06,360 --> 00:04:08,460 But I need you back by Saturday night. Deal. 69 00:04:08,840 --> 00:04:09,840 Don't get in trouble. 70 00:04:11,260 --> 00:04:12,260 Vegas. Vegas. 71 00:04:16,220 --> 00:04:19,380 I had Anya put a reserve sign on the bar table. 72 00:04:19,980 --> 00:04:21,959 Hi. What's up? What's up? How are you? 73 00:04:22,160 --> 00:04:23,160 I'm good. 74 00:04:23,220 --> 00:04:24,220 Good to see you. 75 00:04:24,770 --> 00:04:28,230 Thank you. I just wanted to say hi and, you know. 76 00:04:28,690 --> 00:04:31,310 Yeah. A little more awkward than I thought it was going to be. 77 00:04:32,190 --> 00:04:33,690 So I spoke to Faith just now, actually. 78 00:04:34,090 --> 00:04:37,430 She told me she's going to Ariana's birthday party. Clearly I'm not invited. 79 00:04:37,850 --> 00:04:40,210 She's having a birthday party? Yeah, is she not getting invited? 80 00:04:41,150 --> 00:04:42,150 I, no. 81 00:04:42,730 --> 00:04:45,630 I mean, you know, I'm just, like, not even that bothered, really. I mean, it's 82 00:04:45,630 --> 00:04:48,030 just going to be complete silver, like, bullshitter. 83 00:04:48,470 --> 00:04:51,610 Like, it's, like, balloon animals, face paint, a little bouncy room. 84 00:04:52,230 --> 00:04:53,630 I don't want to be an outcast. 85 00:04:54,510 --> 00:04:59,770 I should be a basic bitch, and then I could get invited to all the little 86 00:04:59,770 --> 00:05:01,130 unicorn parties. 87 00:05:01,470 --> 00:05:06,890 That's really weird to me, because Ariana and I, I thought that we were 88 00:05:06,890 --> 00:05:11,530 mean, Katie, on the other hand, I don't like at all. She doesn't really like you 89 00:05:11,530 --> 00:05:13,370 either. Oh, ring my heart. 90 00:05:14,540 --> 00:05:16,240 I'm just saying, I mean, I don't know what she's saying to you. Are they the 91 00:05:16,240 --> 00:05:20,400 type of girls where it would be like if Ariana invited Katie and Katie was like, 92 00:05:20,440 --> 00:05:24,100 I don't like Lala, Ariana wouldn't invite me? Yes, they're those type of 93 00:05:24,280 --> 00:05:25,280 Really? 94 00:05:25,480 --> 00:05:28,580 Hey, but if we've both got nothing to do, I mean, we can go out for a drink 95 00:05:28,580 --> 00:05:29,239 again, maybe. 96 00:05:29,240 --> 00:05:31,240 Oh, can we? Yeah, why not? You're paying. 97 00:05:31,900 --> 00:05:34,020 All right. For all 17 of my cocktails. 98 00:05:35,240 --> 00:05:37,860 You've got a lot of making of to do. We'll just leave it at that. 99 00:05:42,570 --> 00:05:47,050 How many goodie bags do we need? I got one, two, three, four, five, six. 100 00:05:47,770 --> 00:05:48,770 Who's all coming? 101 00:05:49,250 --> 00:05:54,570 Sheena, Shay, Katie, Short, Peter, Sarah, Jackson, Brittany. 102 00:05:55,110 --> 00:05:58,130 I obviously did not invite Kristen and or Jane. 103 00:05:58,410 --> 00:05:59,710 Why not Kristen? 104 00:06:00,670 --> 00:06:04,070 I did not invite Lala. 105 00:06:04,370 --> 00:06:05,710 I invited Faye. 106 00:06:05,990 --> 00:06:06,990 Yeah. 107 00:06:08,830 --> 00:06:14,730 You're obviously not keen on the whole idea of... Of the boys' trip, huh? 108 00:06:15,730 --> 00:06:18,690 Kind of felt like it's taken the stomach a little bit. 109 00:06:19,110 --> 00:06:23,630 I don't want a guilt trip, Tom, into not going to Vegas. I just want him to 110 00:06:23,630 --> 00:06:28,410 understand that it is meaningful for me, for him to be here with me, and to just 111 00:06:28,410 --> 00:06:31,730 want to be here. Don't act sad about it, because you don't really care. 112 00:06:35,730 --> 00:06:39,650 Peter and Jack, from what I understand, it was first presented to you. 113 00:06:40,110 --> 00:06:41,630 as a guy's trip to Vegas. 114 00:06:42,410 --> 00:06:47,430 And I just want to say, it's not a guy's trip to Vegas. It is a celebration of 115 00:06:47,430 --> 00:06:50,010 Peter's birthday party, and it happens to be in Vegas. 116 00:06:50,250 --> 00:06:54,030 You know that a boy's trip is something that we agreed that wasn't going to 117 00:06:54,030 --> 00:06:57,370 happen. It's not a matter of like, oh, I feel like he's going to go and cheat on 118 00:06:57,370 --> 00:07:00,030 me again. No, it's just, we just said no boy's trip. 119 00:07:00,250 --> 00:07:01,250 Let me just go. 120 00:07:01,390 --> 00:07:05,090 No. I'm sorry. Like, I'm not going to give you my blessing. 121 00:07:05,350 --> 00:07:08,310 I'm sorry, but like, it just pisses me off. 122 00:07:08,720 --> 00:07:10,360 It doesn't matter because you're not going anyways. 123 00:07:13,520 --> 00:07:18,720 Yeah. In Ariana's mind, I'm not going. But we've been doing guys trips like 124 00:07:18,720 --> 00:07:21,100 for years. I mean, it's tradition. 125 00:07:21,580 --> 00:07:25,140 Better times are usually had when alone. 126 00:07:25,860 --> 00:07:30,600 Involving takeout and Netflix. I'm just going to put that much more effort into 127 00:07:30,600 --> 00:07:33,360 making her birthday the best birthday ever. 128 00:07:33,680 --> 00:07:35,240 I do love it when you smile. 129 00:07:35,620 --> 00:07:37,700 Can I get some macaroni with that cheese? 130 00:07:38,330 --> 00:07:42,290 So that way she feels great when she sees me getting into that car and 131 00:07:42,290 --> 00:07:44,170 with the guys to go to Vegas. It's official. 132 00:07:44,590 --> 00:07:46,030 We're going to have the best birthday party ever. 133 00:08:01,310 --> 00:08:04,310 Hide the black tape in, uh, yeah. 134 00:08:04,850 --> 00:08:05,850 Okay. 135 00:08:09,390 --> 00:08:15,850 My friend Courtney's parents have been the nicest people ever to allow me to 136 00:08:15,850 --> 00:08:19,150 have this big birthday party at their house. It's going to be the best 137 00:08:19,150 --> 00:08:20,730 ever. How's it going, man? 138 00:08:21,030 --> 00:08:24,530 Good. Freaking hot, dude. I've been up since like 8 .30 this morning. 139 00:08:24,790 --> 00:08:25,790 Are you ready for tomorrow? 140 00:08:25,930 --> 00:08:27,590 Yeah, I'm still working on it. We'll see. 141 00:08:28,050 --> 00:08:31,970 We're going to stop at this dig yard. It's like a playpen. Yeah. But instead 142 00:08:31,970 --> 00:08:34,750 playing with shovels, we're going to be playing with bulldozers. And we're going 143 00:08:34,750 --> 00:08:35,750 to be wearing hard hats. 144 00:08:36,010 --> 00:08:36,808 Are you serious? 145 00:08:36,809 --> 00:08:37,689 I'm very serious. 146 00:08:37,690 --> 00:08:40,289 You've got to be ready. Yeah, I really have to go on this trip. 147 00:08:41,030 --> 00:08:42,030 I can't miss that. 148 00:08:42,210 --> 00:08:46,650 Just do me a favor. Just be very discreet about talking about Vegas to 149 00:08:46,890 --> 00:08:51,550 We don't want to take any attention away from her thing today. No, I get it. 150 00:08:53,490 --> 00:08:54,550 Yeah, that looks good, Ariana. 151 00:08:55,290 --> 00:08:56,290 Hey, guys. 152 00:08:56,490 --> 00:08:57,770 Hey, what's up, man? What's up, baby? 153 00:08:58,150 --> 00:08:59,150 Look at you, dude. 154 00:08:59,290 --> 00:09:02,140 Sarah. I'm not going to lie, I do have a bit of a bones pick with your 155 00:09:02,140 --> 00:09:05,840 boyfriend. I feel like Peter at this point should know better than to invite 156 00:09:05,840 --> 00:09:07,120 boyfriend on a boys trip. I know. 157 00:09:07,560 --> 00:09:13,700 Tom and I went through, like, hell and high water last year, partly because of 158 00:09:13,700 --> 00:09:18,720 this boys trip, and I was, like, not feeling super secure in the 159 00:09:18,720 --> 00:09:20,920 just feel like it's, like, almost, like, disrespectful to, like, the 160 00:09:20,920 --> 00:09:23,460 relationship. Dude, bulldozers. 161 00:09:24,270 --> 00:09:28,930 Tomorrow. We're literally going to go to an adult stand. I've always wanted to 162 00:09:28,930 --> 00:09:31,510 do that. Are you serious? Yeah. I saw that on YouTube. 163 00:09:32,230 --> 00:09:33,209 My God. 164 00:09:33,210 --> 00:09:36,990 Yeah. It's going to be great. It's a man's trip. It's not a guy's trip. It is 165 00:09:36,990 --> 00:09:37,990 man's trip. It's a man's trip. 166 00:09:38,010 --> 00:09:41,110 Is Annabelle going? Because I'm pretty sure Ariana would lose her mind if he 167 00:09:41,110 --> 00:09:42,310 left right after her birthday. 168 00:09:42,570 --> 00:09:45,470 Yep. Did he even ask you or did he bring it up? 169 00:09:46,160 --> 00:09:50,740 No, he has not given me the impression that he's going. So, guy trips are 170 00:09:50,740 --> 00:09:53,940 stupid. Wow, look at this. This is crazy. 171 00:09:55,020 --> 00:09:55,580 I 172 00:09:55,580 --> 00:10:05,700 definitely 173 00:10:05,700 --> 00:10:10,740 think deep down Ariana is like a five -year -old little Harajuku doll. 174 00:10:16,319 --> 00:10:19,640 I don't know many five -year -olds that drink tequila and jump on trampolines, 175 00:10:19,700 --> 00:10:23,100 but... Happy birthday, Ariana. 176 00:10:23,480 --> 00:10:24,880 Yay, happy birthday, Ariana! 177 00:10:31,120 --> 00:10:37,780 So, hey, listen, about Vegas tomorrow, are you okay with all that? Yeah, 178 00:10:37,800 --> 00:10:39,700 go ahead. Have fun. 179 00:10:40,120 --> 00:10:42,820 You know, our relationship's so new that I'm allowed to go on all these guys' 180 00:10:42,920 --> 00:10:43,920 trips. 181 00:10:44,050 --> 00:10:45,630 I'm not sure how long it's going to last, though. 182 00:10:49,670 --> 00:10:52,070 Job well done. Dude, I'm just glad Ariana's happy, honestly. 183 00:10:52,550 --> 00:10:55,550 I don't mean to bring it up. No one's around right now. But how is that going 184 00:10:55,550 --> 00:10:57,570 with you guys right now? My approach was terrible. 185 00:10:57,830 --> 00:11:00,370 I had no good reason to tell her why I need to go to Vegas. 186 00:11:00,650 --> 00:11:04,190 I was like, this was my last selling point because I want to go. 187 00:11:04,490 --> 00:11:05,770 I had nothing, man. 188 00:11:06,330 --> 00:11:08,130 Here's the thing. Ariana is pissed. 189 00:11:08,810 --> 00:11:09,810 You should give her a couple more shots. 190 00:11:10,040 --> 00:11:13,240 No, no, I should not get a couple more shots. I'm going to talk to Ariana. 191 00:11:13,620 --> 00:11:15,960 She's on cloud nine right now. Oh, man. 192 00:11:16,880 --> 00:11:19,600 I know. This could bring her down a few notches. 193 00:11:21,100 --> 00:11:23,640 Coming up, prospect of you not being here. 194 00:11:26,020 --> 00:11:27,400 I'm not going anywhere. 195 00:12:16,590 --> 00:12:20,270 Basically, what I'm doing is reaching back into my own childhood and grabbing 196 00:12:20,270 --> 00:12:24,370 all the cool stuff from parties when I was a kid and injecting them with 197 00:12:24,370 --> 00:12:29,610 performance -enhancing drugs to make the most epic adult kids party ever. 198 00:12:33,090 --> 00:12:35,930 We have a bounce house with a slide. 199 00:12:36,270 --> 00:12:38,910 There's a bungee, trampoline sort of thing. 200 00:12:39,150 --> 00:12:40,290 Oh, you're bald, really? 201 00:12:40,710 --> 00:12:45,970 There's face painters, snow cones, cotton candy, and... 202 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:48,600 Hey, 203 00:12:49,300 --> 00:12:50,540 where's Lala? 204 00:12:51,040 --> 00:12:52,040 They weren't invited. 205 00:12:52,180 --> 00:12:53,180 Yeah, that was tough. 206 00:12:53,240 --> 00:12:55,600 I mean, Lala barely knows Ariana, so she didn't care. 207 00:12:55,820 --> 00:12:57,400 I had a feeling you might show up with her. 208 00:12:58,600 --> 00:13:02,400 And I probably would if she was invited. The first couple weeks when, like, you 209 00:13:02,400 --> 00:13:06,100 and Lala got hired, like, I was going through so much personally. 210 00:13:06,680 --> 00:13:09,980 He's just been drinking, like, so much lately. He's just, like, self 211 00:13:09,980 --> 00:13:10,980 -medicating. 212 00:13:11,240 --> 00:13:12,240 So, I apologize. 213 00:13:12,480 --> 00:13:16,360 Lala, I like you a lot, right? Yeah, and I do. And I really like her. That's the 214 00:13:16,360 --> 00:13:20,740 problem is trying to convince my friends to like her as much as I do. I feel 215 00:13:20,740 --> 00:13:24,520 really bad that Lala wasn't invited to Ariana's party. I mean, just because 216 00:13:24,520 --> 00:13:28,440 warmed up to her, not everyone else has. It's Ariana's birthday, and she's going 217 00:13:28,440 --> 00:13:29,660 to come around at her own pace. 218 00:13:30,240 --> 00:13:31,240 Hi. Hi. 219 00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:43,820 I wanted to take a second right now before we get really drunk and let down 220 00:13:43,820 --> 00:13:46,440 defense mechanism with the non -stop jokes and everything. 221 00:13:47,400 --> 00:13:48,560 So you're going to go to Vegas? 222 00:13:55,320 --> 00:13:56,320 Yeah, 223 00:13:56,720 --> 00:13:57,720 I'm going to go. 224 00:13:58,820 --> 00:14:01,080 You know, you won't even miss me. I will miss you. 225 00:14:02,980 --> 00:14:05,520 Don't cry, baby. Don't cry. Why are you crying? 226 00:14:06,180 --> 00:14:07,220 Come on, don't cry. 227 00:14:08,590 --> 00:14:09,590 Why are you crying? 228 00:14:10,290 --> 00:14:11,870 Because it's so hard. 229 00:14:12,090 --> 00:14:12,729 I know. 230 00:14:12,730 --> 00:14:17,790 I feel like I'm in a place in my relationship that it's pretty much the 231 00:14:17,790 --> 00:14:22,890 thing in my life. And I feel like Tom is not prioritizing it, and that's really 232 00:14:22,890 --> 00:14:24,550 frustrating. Don't cry, Bubby. 233 00:14:24,750 --> 00:14:28,090 That means I'm going to be the one that constantly... What? That constantly 234 00:14:28,090 --> 00:14:29,090 what? 235 00:14:29,470 --> 00:14:30,850 Bubby, don't cry. Constantly bend. 236 00:14:31,270 --> 00:14:32,970 No, you're not bending. I bend sometimes. 237 00:14:33,390 --> 00:14:36,270 I'm wondering, like, how much more bending there's going to have to be. 238 00:14:36,730 --> 00:14:40,930 There's very, very minimal bending after this trip. 239 00:14:41,430 --> 00:14:43,070 If any ever again. 240 00:14:45,950 --> 00:14:49,090 Three, two, one. Ariana, love you. Love you, baby. 241 00:14:50,210 --> 00:14:51,610 I'll have it safe as ice. 242 00:14:55,790 --> 00:14:58,770 I got some slow -mo video. 243 00:14:59,750 --> 00:15:00,750 Hey, girl, hey. 244 00:15:00,870 --> 00:15:01,870 Hey. 245 00:15:02,350 --> 00:15:03,730 It's like the whole Vegas thing. 246 00:15:04,170 --> 00:15:05,290 Hey, talk to him. 247 00:15:05,740 --> 00:15:06,740 And he's going to go. 248 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:11,520 And, you know, for me, like, as much as it doesn't, like, soothe me or thrill me 249 00:15:11,520 --> 00:15:14,740 that he's going to go, like, I'm not the tyrant girlfriend. I'm not going to, 250 00:15:14,740 --> 00:15:17,020 like. My boyfriend is not going to leave. 251 00:15:17,220 --> 00:15:19,900 Like, I'm not going to be in the bed like this sleeping. 252 00:15:20,540 --> 00:15:22,940 Oh, my God, my birthday. This is so amazing. Well, why don't you just, like, 253 00:15:22,940 --> 00:15:26,080 stay here and all of us and we'll just have some. Good morning. Oh, I'm by 254 00:15:26,080 --> 00:15:28,500 myself because my boyfriend left and now we're going to go to Vegas. 255 00:15:28,820 --> 00:15:31,860 I don't want to be by myself either. I don't like sleeping alone. Right. 256 00:15:32,220 --> 00:15:33,079 That's why. 257 00:15:33,080 --> 00:15:35,960 I'm kind of like, this trip would never actually happen. 258 00:15:36,300 --> 00:15:40,780 I know, but there's a lot going on with my birthday that has nothing to do with, 259 00:15:40,860 --> 00:15:42,640 like, this party or whatever, too. 260 00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:48,880 Like... Like, I don't talk about it a lot, but, like, my dad, like, not being 261 00:15:48,880 --> 00:15:53,140 here, like, I'm trying to, like, make, you know, a really fun time out of this, 262 00:15:53,200 --> 00:15:57,400 but, like, there's a lot of shit on my mind that has nothing to do with any of 263 00:15:57,400 --> 00:16:00,120 this. My dad died two years ago. 264 00:16:00,600 --> 00:16:01,620 He was, like... 265 00:16:02,620 --> 00:16:09,120 Northern California, hippie, long -haired guy. He surfed. He was just the 266 00:16:09,120 --> 00:16:11,420 of person that you thought was going to live forever. 267 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:16,480 It's really hard to think of all of these things that I thought he would be 268 00:16:16,480 --> 00:16:20,820 for. Tom, my best friend. It's important to me that he be here. 269 00:16:21,550 --> 00:16:24,990 Because he's my best friend. He's, like, the most important person in my life. 270 00:16:25,150 --> 00:16:28,730 Ariana is a very tough nut to crack. She doesn't wear her emotions on her 271 00:16:28,730 --> 00:16:32,170 sleeves. Ariana's issues with Tom going to Vegas aren't really about her 272 00:16:32,170 --> 00:16:37,090 birthday. They're not even about Tom. They're about her father and needing 273 00:16:37,090 --> 00:16:41,270 companionship right now. This is, like, the one person I have. Have you told him 274 00:16:41,270 --> 00:16:45,230 that? Because I know you don't talk about it often. 275 00:16:57,090 --> 00:17:04,010 I completely understand where you're coming from right now, 276 00:17:04,069 --> 00:17:08,710 but I didn't understand it because you are so strong all the time. You don't 277 00:17:08,710 --> 00:17:09,710 have to be. 278 00:17:09,730 --> 00:17:10,750 You don't have to be. 279 00:17:11,579 --> 00:17:15,420 Katie and I cry a lot. I cry about dumb shit. I watch The Price is Right and I 280 00:17:15,420 --> 00:17:20,760 cry. Like, I'm all about it. So you know what? It's more fun to be had. Go, go, 281 00:17:20,819 --> 00:17:21,819 go, go, go, go. 282 00:17:32,980 --> 00:17:35,140 I'm so pleased. 283 00:17:36,200 --> 00:17:37,580 It's the best, man. 284 00:17:37,980 --> 00:17:40,460 I've wanted this level of epicness. 285 00:17:41,400 --> 00:17:44,520 for a birthday party for 25 years. 286 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:47,060 And today, it's happening. 287 00:17:48,660 --> 00:17:49,660 Yay! 288 00:17:51,080 --> 00:17:52,200 Thank you, guys. 289 00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:55,540 I gotta go. I have to go. Hey, do you want to talk to me for a minute? 290 00:17:55,840 --> 00:17:58,820 Yeah, sure. I'll see you tomorrow. All right, I'll see you later. All right, 291 00:17:58,820 --> 00:18:00,540 right. Did you have fun? 292 00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:06,060 I had probably, like, one of, if not, like, the best birthday. 293 00:18:06,740 --> 00:18:09,720 Really? Possibly ever. Thanks for helping me with my party. 294 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:15,200 Of course. It's been really hard for me to talk about why I felt like I needed 295 00:18:15,200 --> 00:18:16,480 you here with me. 296 00:18:18,360 --> 00:18:25,300 I can't get it out without 297 00:18:25,300 --> 00:18:27,280 being a pussy and like crying. 298 00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:28,640 You're not a pussy. 299 00:18:28,900 --> 00:18:32,600 I had that thing stuck in my head that my dad used to say to me every year on 300 00:18:32,600 --> 00:18:33,600 birthday. 301 00:18:35,850 --> 00:18:40,550 The Lou Gehrig speech about how today I consider myself the luckiest man on the 302 00:18:40,550 --> 00:18:43,890 face of the earth and that one thing and I just like I could hear his voice 303 00:18:43,890 --> 00:18:45,390 saying it all day today. 304 00:18:46,010 --> 00:18:47,490 My birthday is really hard. 305 00:18:48,110 --> 00:18:54,810 My dad used to call me and say the same thing to me every year on my birthday. 306 00:18:54,950 --> 00:18:59,610 He said that the day I was born was the best day of his life. 307 00:19:02,250 --> 00:19:06,990 When I need somebody and I need to talk about something or I'm feeling whatever, 308 00:19:07,150 --> 00:19:10,650 like, it's hard for me to talk about, but you are the person that I feel like 309 00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:15,630 can talk about it with. And so the prospect of you, like, not being here 310 00:19:15,630 --> 00:19:19,150 I've been kind of, like, having these, like, things. 311 00:19:19,690 --> 00:19:24,650 Ariana, all you have to know is, like, with us, with this, 312 00:19:24,770 --> 00:19:27,730 I'm not going anywhere. 313 00:19:34,510 --> 00:19:36,430 I'm always going to be here for you. 314 00:19:38,230 --> 00:19:41,930 But apparently he told me that we're going to a construction yard and we're 315 00:19:41,930 --> 00:19:45,270 taking bulldozers and like crushing with bulldozers. 316 00:19:51,170 --> 00:19:55,170 There's no way for me to continue explaining how I feel and how it makes 317 00:19:55,670 --> 00:19:58,570 So I just like can't even try to explain it. 318 00:19:59,990 --> 00:20:01,450 Can I please just do this? 319 00:20:04,889 --> 00:20:11,030 I only speak one language, and that's English. So I don't know how many other 320 00:20:11,030 --> 00:20:15,890 different ways I can say, it means a lot to me that you don't go on this trip 321 00:20:15,890 --> 00:20:17,350 the day after my birthday. 322 00:20:17,610 --> 00:20:19,090 You're never going to get it. It's fine. 323 00:20:20,290 --> 00:20:27,250 Coming up. How was the 324 00:20:27,250 --> 00:20:28,370 birthday? Did you all have fun? 325 00:20:29,410 --> 00:20:30,410 I wasn't invited. 326 00:20:41,219 --> 00:20:42,219 We're going to Vegas. 327 00:20:42,640 --> 00:20:44,400 Peter, thanks for driving, dude. Yeah, dude. 328 00:20:44,680 --> 00:20:48,180 Of course. Appreciate it, man. I was back and forth about this a lot. 329 00:20:48,520 --> 00:20:55,020 You know, obviously, I have never given Ariana any reason not to trust me. I 330 00:20:55,020 --> 00:20:59,260 mean, I don't want to say Tom has never given Ariana a reason not to trust him. 331 00:20:59,340 --> 00:21:01,220 I seem to remember a little something about a... 332 00:21:01,919 --> 00:21:05,740 Miami, Miami girl or something like that. We had sex. No, we did not. We had 333 00:21:05,740 --> 00:21:09,760 sex. No, we did not. Yes, we did. You're a liar right now. Obviously, she 334 00:21:09,760 --> 00:21:12,720 completely trusts me. But we don't need to go there. The thing I don't like 335 00:21:12,720 --> 00:21:16,100 about this is the fact that they're telling you you're not doing that. You 336 00:21:16,160 --> 00:21:20,440 like between me and you guys, like I see that sometimes with like Sheena and 337 00:21:20,440 --> 00:21:22,400 Shay and it kind of bothers me. 338 00:21:22,920 --> 00:21:27,520 She just answers for him sometimes and that's not f***ing cool. 339 00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:30,520 Oh, my God. I'm sorry. Dude, it smells, man. 340 00:21:30,900 --> 00:21:31,920 That's really bad. 341 00:21:32,440 --> 00:21:33,760 Is that you? 342 00:21:33,980 --> 00:21:34,939 Of course, dude. 343 00:21:34,940 --> 00:21:36,000 Oh, my God. 344 00:21:36,260 --> 00:21:37,540 Dude. It smells like your apartment. 345 00:21:37,920 --> 00:21:40,440 Shut up. It smells like your apartment. I can taste it. It does not smell like 346 00:21:40,440 --> 00:21:41,440 my apartment. 347 00:21:41,580 --> 00:21:44,580 It does. My apartment smells good. I just bought a volume spot candle. It was 348 00:21:44,580 --> 00:21:45,580 $30. 349 00:21:56,970 --> 00:21:58,190 How was the birthday? It was fun. 350 00:21:58,410 --> 00:22:00,750 Good. Good food, sports barbecued. 351 00:22:01,030 --> 00:22:02,110 I missed you, though. 352 00:22:02,330 --> 00:22:03,490 Yeah. I'm not going to even lie. 353 00:22:03,690 --> 00:22:06,630 I mean, I'm still, I don't know. What? 354 00:22:07,290 --> 00:22:08,570 Hey. Hey. 355 00:22:09,270 --> 00:22:10,390 Are you going to cut here? 356 00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:14,650 Yeah. I don't want to stand and do it back there. I'd rather sit here with you 357 00:22:14,650 --> 00:22:16,490 guys. Why do you do that in the line? 358 00:22:16,710 --> 00:22:20,290 So there's a split, like I can stick it on the outside. So you don't have to do 359 00:22:20,290 --> 00:22:23,880 it. Each one. I talked to Tom. I'm like, I'm about to go to Sir. 360 00:22:24,240 --> 00:22:26,460 Three Sir bartenders go on a trip to Vegas. 361 00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:29,080 Where does that leave me? I have to work all weekend? 362 00:22:30,080 --> 00:22:31,080 Suck, man. 363 00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:33,560 Hello. 364 00:22:34,980 --> 00:22:35,980 Hi. 365 00:22:36,160 --> 00:22:37,059 What's this? 366 00:22:37,060 --> 00:22:38,360 A specials for tonight. 367 00:22:38,780 --> 00:22:41,020 Okay, what should I have? What's good? 368 00:22:41,440 --> 00:22:42,900 Hey, how about you? Do you know what's good? 369 00:22:43,620 --> 00:22:46,100 I would go for the Chelsea bath. 370 00:22:46,760 --> 00:22:48,020 And how's that served? 371 00:22:48,360 --> 00:22:52,760 With pomegranate butter sauce, which I would love to try, because that sounds 372 00:22:52,760 --> 00:22:54,480 amazing. But how are you getting on? 373 00:22:54,900 --> 00:22:56,460 Everything good? Good. Everything's great. 374 00:22:56,660 --> 00:22:57,660 You're doing better? Mm -hmm. 375 00:22:57,840 --> 00:23:01,300 I got to rejuvenate at Ariana's birthday party. How was the birthday? Did you 376 00:23:01,300 --> 00:23:02,820 all have fun? Oh, my gosh, it was amazing. 377 00:23:03,260 --> 00:23:04,219 Did you have fun? 378 00:23:04,220 --> 00:23:06,960 I wasn't invited. 379 00:23:07,340 --> 00:23:08,340 Well, 380 00:23:10,100 --> 00:23:13,580 I didn't invite everybody, everybody, because I didn't think it would make 381 00:23:13,580 --> 00:23:16,690 for, like, just everybody to come. It's my 30th birthday. 382 00:23:16,950 --> 00:23:20,690 I had, like, my family there, you know what I mean? Faith has a family? You 383 00:23:20,690 --> 00:23:21,690 met her? 384 00:23:21,710 --> 00:23:25,170 Faith and I have spent more time, much more time together, and we've talked 385 00:23:25,170 --> 00:23:28,730 more, and, you know, I don't know, we've spent a lot more time hanging out. I'm 386 00:23:28,730 --> 00:23:30,150 trying to find the video to show you. 387 00:23:32,730 --> 00:23:38,010 I don't know why I have been bullied most of my life. I mean, despite my 388 00:23:38,010 --> 00:23:42,430 appearance and what I wear, I'm very vulnerable, and I'm... 389 00:23:42,810 --> 00:23:46,350 So sensitive. Feeling lonely is the worst feeling in the world. 390 00:23:46,570 --> 00:23:49,430 Well, sometimes it doesn't feel nice to be the only one that's left out. It's 391 00:23:49,430 --> 00:23:52,010 not the only one. There's lots of people that didn't come. Everybody else went, 392 00:23:52,070 --> 00:23:53,390 didn't they? No, not everybody else. 393 00:23:53,690 --> 00:23:55,390 I did a double backflip. 394 00:23:55,850 --> 00:23:58,590 Well, you were probably doing a double backflip somewhere else, weren't you, 395 00:23:58,610 --> 00:24:02,190 darling? Were you having fun? I remember a lot of Mondays in high school finding 396 00:24:02,190 --> 00:24:05,890 about this super cool party that happened last Saturday. 397 00:24:06,130 --> 00:24:07,870 And that is a shitty feeling. 398 00:24:08,600 --> 00:24:11,660 I'm not trying to make anybody else feel like that. Tom surprised me again. 399 00:24:11,880 --> 00:24:16,880 Oh, well, Tom surprised me because you guys have let them go to Vegas, right? I 400 00:24:16,880 --> 00:24:19,680 don't tell my boyfriend what to do. I can't tell him what to do. I bet you 401 00:24:19,680 --> 00:24:20,900 tried. I bet you tried. 402 00:24:21,260 --> 00:24:25,660 I cannot believe in a million years that you two would let them go to Vegas. 403 00:24:25,900 --> 00:24:30,300 I would not indulge Ken for one second if he said, I want to go to Vegas with 404 00:24:30,300 --> 00:24:31,300 friends. For what? 405 00:24:31,460 --> 00:24:32,460 There's no excuse. 406 00:24:32,800 --> 00:24:34,700 This is just their excuse to be naughty. 407 00:24:34,940 --> 00:24:37,960 So what are you going to do when they're running around having fun? 408 00:24:38,340 --> 00:24:43,760 She knows you need to get out and have fun and teach those guys a lesson. 409 00:24:43,760 --> 00:24:47,000 exactly what I would do. I just have fun. The more allowances I give you, 410 00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:50,840 ring event, you just have to keep adding a carrot to it. You don't even come 411 00:24:50,840 --> 00:24:54,520 home in the morning. That's what I would do. I would not pick up the phone. 412 00:24:55,200 --> 00:24:56,620 I'm serious. 413 00:24:56,920 --> 00:24:58,600 My God, you don't get mad. 414 00:24:59,440 --> 00:25:00,440 You get what? 415 00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:02,600 Even. All right. Is that convincing? 416 00:25:06,080 --> 00:25:07,820 Here we go. 417 00:25:08,640 --> 00:25:10,060 Here we go. 418 00:25:11,260 --> 00:25:14,260 Okay. I think this is the plate. Yeah. We're here. 419 00:25:15,620 --> 00:25:17,580 Welcome to Dig This. How are we doing today? 420 00:25:17,800 --> 00:25:19,100 What's up, guys? Hey. How's it going? 421 00:25:19,300 --> 00:25:22,360 Ready to have some fun with some heavy equipment? Tear up the sandbox a bit? 422 00:25:22,500 --> 00:25:25,740 Yeah. Wonderful. Wonderful. Now we're going to administer the breathalyzer. 423 00:25:26,980 --> 00:25:29,220 We do that because you're operating heavy equipment. 424 00:25:30,100 --> 00:25:33,520 We'll start with you. When this gets to zero, you're going to blow on that end 425 00:25:33,520 --> 00:25:36,340 of the tube for five seconds. Give me a steady stream of air. When it beeps 426 00:25:36,340 --> 00:25:37,400 twice, just set it down. 427 00:25:37,620 --> 00:25:42,300 If I know one thing about us, we're heavy drinkers. 428 00:25:42,660 --> 00:25:47,020 So I don't know if we'll pass. 429 00:25:47,380 --> 00:25:48,460 I'm hoping that we do. 430 00:25:48,960 --> 00:25:52,700 I know I will because I haven't drank since last night, unless I still have 431 00:25:52,700 --> 00:25:53,700 alcohol in my system. 432 00:25:54,940 --> 00:25:55,929 Looks good. 433 00:25:55,930 --> 00:25:56,930 Okay. Perfect. 434 00:25:59,530 --> 00:26:00,530 Excellent. 435 00:26:00,970 --> 00:26:03,710 Zeros. Steady stream of air. It's a zero. 436 00:26:04,150 --> 00:26:06,590 I'll say no more. 437 00:26:07,430 --> 00:26:08,430 Excellent. All zero. 438 00:26:10,930 --> 00:26:12,130 You're good. Hang on to it. 439 00:26:13,650 --> 00:26:14,650 Is this a zero? 440 00:26:15,030 --> 00:26:19,970 I'm thinking about it. It's all zero. It's all good. 441 00:26:21,280 --> 00:26:23,940 Dude, you're sweating bullets over there. I'm sweating bullets. 442 00:26:24,200 --> 00:26:27,480 Now that I think about it, I don't really think I've ever passed a 443 00:26:28,580 --> 00:26:29,580 All right, all right. 444 00:26:30,940 --> 00:26:32,980 Oh, man. I feel in control. 445 00:26:33,420 --> 00:26:34,660 This is man stuff. 446 00:26:34,980 --> 00:26:40,040 What I'd like for you to do is pull back with your left hand all the way. All 447 00:26:40,040 --> 00:26:40,979 right, there you go. 448 00:26:40,980 --> 00:26:42,420 All right, guys, perfect. 449 00:26:42,740 --> 00:26:43,740 I'm here. 450 00:26:44,560 --> 00:26:47,060 Now don't drop it. 451 00:26:47,580 --> 00:26:50,000 Not only is this... 452 00:26:50,300 --> 00:26:51,600 It's going to be one of the coolest parts. 453 00:26:56,300 --> 00:26:57,300 So gratifying. 454 00:26:59,400 --> 00:27:03,680 How can you? 455 00:27:04,100 --> 00:27:05,059 I'm winning, baby. 456 00:27:05,060 --> 00:27:06,460 Actually, it doesn't look too bad, bud. 457 00:27:08,500 --> 00:27:11,600 And stop. There you go. Well, it could be easier. 458 00:27:11,940 --> 00:27:12,940 Come on, baby. 459 00:27:18,600 --> 00:27:21,460 Dude, I feel like I got two giant balls in two of my legs. You feel like you got 460 00:27:21,460 --> 00:27:25,120 some balls now? Damn, man. Holy shit. You got some balls? How awesome was 461 00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:28,700 I need a beer now. That was awesome. We just bulldozed. 462 00:27:28,960 --> 00:27:32,320 Yeah. Yeah, we did. Now we're going to go eat some steaks and potatoes. Yeah, I 463 00:27:32,320 --> 00:27:35,080 want a steak and some beer. Maybe go hammer up some drywall. I don't know. 464 00:27:35,280 --> 00:27:37,720 We went to Vegas to move dirt. See? We're growing. 465 00:27:38,200 --> 00:27:39,460 We don't need women all the time. 466 00:27:40,180 --> 00:27:43,820 Put a hot girl in a bikini, though, out there while I'm moving the dirt would be 467 00:27:43,820 --> 00:27:44,820 really cool. 468 00:27:44,990 --> 00:27:45,990 Let's do it. 469 00:27:47,070 --> 00:27:48,070 Guyship for life. 470 00:27:48,290 --> 00:27:49,710 I'm sorry. Just kidding. Just kidding. 471 00:27:50,090 --> 00:27:51,090 Coming up. 472 00:27:51,270 --> 00:27:52,810 No. No, Jack. 473 00:27:53,170 --> 00:27:54,170 Don't do that. 474 00:27:54,430 --> 00:27:56,630 Don't do that. You're welcome, America. 475 00:27:57,330 --> 00:27:58,330 Hey, Ming. 476 00:28:04,250 --> 00:28:06,190 Welcome to the Palms Casino. 477 00:28:15,570 --> 00:28:21,970 I love the energy of Vegas. I love how you can walk around 478 00:28:21,970 --> 00:28:23,970 with a drink in your hand. 479 00:28:25,890 --> 00:28:30,910 I just love everything about Vegas. 480 00:28:31,890 --> 00:28:38,810 We got the 481 00:28:38,810 --> 00:28:43,270 suite. We got room service. We got booze. 482 00:28:46,880 --> 00:28:48,680 It doesn't get much better than this. 483 00:28:54,100 --> 00:28:56,140 Oh, my God, dude. You're naked. 484 00:28:56,600 --> 00:28:57,600 Jess, wait. 485 00:28:58,020 --> 00:29:00,700 Bitch. Jess, don't run away from your feelings. 486 00:29:01,420 --> 00:29:02,780 I mean, let's face it. 487 00:29:03,120 --> 00:29:04,280 We're definitely sober. 488 00:29:04,640 --> 00:29:05,640 That's for sure. 489 00:29:07,960 --> 00:29:10,360 No. No. No, Jack. 490 00:29:10,940 --> 00:29:12,540 Jack, don't do that. No, dude. 491 00:29:12,760 --> 00:29:15,740 There's a reason why guys trips are a hollow tradition, you know? 492 00:29:16,180 --> 00:29:17,180 Don't do that. 493 00:29:17,540 --> 00:29:18,540 Don't do that. 494 00:29:18,720 --> 00:29:19,720 You're welcome, America. 495 00:29:20,160 --> 00:29:24,020 It's like you want to hit that three stooge status, you know? No, we either 496 00:29:24,020 --> 00:29:28,620 this kind of stuff or, you know, we do bad things. Don't ever dance like that 497 00:29:28,620 --> 00:29:32,980 again. I mean, a big part of guys weekend is us just sitting around trying 498 00:29:32,980 --> 00:29:36,120 make each other feel as uncomfortable as possible. 499 00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:37,400 Jack, what the f***? 500 00:29:41,620 --> 00:29:45,360 For some reason, that involves a lot of humping. 501 00:29:46,680 --> 00:29:47,680 Hey, Ming. 502 00:29:48,280 --> 00:29:49,800 Get out of here. Ew. 503 00:29:50,960 --> 00:29:51,960 Oh, God. 504 00:29:52,140 --> 00:29:54,880 No, I'm not part of this. Oh, my God. Stop. 505 00:29:55,340 --> 00:29:57,260 You got to have your guard up at all times. 506 00:30:05,480 --> 00:30:07,920 The work on the flat irons, I totally forgot mine. 507 00:30:11,040 --> 00:30:12,040 Sports, 508 00:30:13,120 --> 00:30:14,120 wear that. 509 00:30:15,960 --> 00:30:16,960 Good shirt. 510 00:30:24,620 --> 00:30:26,100 I'm actually good. Come on, man. 511 00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:28,680 I'll catch up with you in a minute. 512 00:30:28,900 --> 00:30:31,120 All right, we'll see you there, Tom. All right, let's go. 513 00:30:31,760 --> 00:30:32,800 Hey. Hey. 514 00:30:35,050 --> 00:30:38,250 Yeah. It's going to be for like a pajama party. 515 00:30:38,610 --> 00:30:41,170 Do you know what I'm sick and tired of? What? 516 00:30:42,270 --> 00:30:44,610 What? Not kissing your stupid face. 517 00:30:44,930 --> 00:30:47,230 Aw, you get out of here. 518 00:30:47,550 --> 00:30:48,550 Yeah, I'm disappointed. 519 00:30:49,010 --> 00:30:54,930 I do wish Tom was around for all the reasons that I had said before, but now 520 00:30:54,930 --> 00:30:58,830 that he's gone, it's okay because I've realized I have all of these really good 521 00:30:58,830 --> 00:31:01,590 friends around me that I can talk to. 522 00:31:02,010 --> 00:31:03,010 Alright, I'm gonna run downstairs. 523 00:31:03,250 --> 00:31:04,790 I love you. I'm gonna call you in a little while, alright? 524 00:31:05,090 --> 00:31:06,090 I love you too. 525 00:31:06,610 --> 00:31:07,650 I'll talk to you soon. 526 00:31:08,010 --> 00:31:09,210 Bye. Bye. 527 00:31:14,790 --> 00:31:15,790 How's it going? 528 00:31:20,470 --> 00:31:23,150 What's up? Hey, the lone straggler. Why'd you say that? 529 00:31:23,890 --> 00:31:25,810 Well, you're the only person not in Vegas. 530 00:31:26,110 --> 00:31:28,230 I think I'm honestly not invited just because of... 531 00:31:28,970 --> 00:31:31,650 I just feel like Jack doesn't want me being there because he doesn't want me 532 00:31:31,650 --> 00:31:35,690 stealing his limelight. Well, you guys have been, like, yelling at each other 533 00:31:35,690 --> 00:31:36,690 have food in the restaurant. 534 00:31:37,090 --> 00:31:39,710 Honestly, I swear to God, I was really off with the way he's just been, like, 535 00:31:39,710 --> 00:31:40,669 chilling with Kristen. 536 00:31:40,670 --> 00:31:43,270 I feel like he's just trying to have me in a competition or something. He's 537 00:31:43,270 --> 00:31:46,470 trying to do with Lala, like, he's trying to win at my game, you know? If 538 00:31:46,470 --> 00:31:48,250 the prize, he's certainly not going to win it. Hello. 539 00:31:48,910 --> 00:31:49,910 Hi, Lisa. 540 00:31:50,330 --> 00:31:52,110 Are you chewing gum? Not anymore. Seriously. 541 00:31:52,510 --> 00:31:55,910 Go spit it out, and we need utensils on table 11. 542 00:31:56,210 --> 00:31:57,210 You want me to go do that right now? 543 00:31:57,270 --> 00:31:58,270 Yeah. 544 00:31:59,980 --> 00:32:02,460 He just put that piece of gum in his mouth. 545 00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:06,920 How's your day? You've just been sitting there pissed off because he's in Vegas? 546 00:32:07,080 --> 00:32:12,860 No. Or are you kind of dealing with it? I guess it's just so... What is it? It's 547 00:32:12,860 --> 00:32:19,620 hard to talk about. So my dad's been gone for like almost two years, but... 548 00:32:19,620 --> 00:32:20,579 Father died, yeah? 549 00:32:20,580 --> 00:32:24,700 Yeah, like suddenly massive heart attack, like 67. 550 00:32:27,210 --> 00:32:32,430 The biggest reason why I wanted him to be there was because these milestone 551 00:32:32,430 --> 00:32:36,770 events in my life and, like, these big things are what kind of bring me back, 552 00:32:36,830 --> 00:32:38,530 even though they're so happy. 553 00:32:39,390 --> 00:32:43,350 Exactly. Why didn't you tell him? I didn't want to be that person that's 554 00:32:43,470 --> 00:32:47,850 let me bring up my painful, you know. 555 00:32:48,130 --> 00:32:52,230 Is the man that you show your life to? I mean, why would you show him right now? 556 00:32:52,610 --> 00:32:53,610 It's scary. 557 00:32:54,480 --> 00:32:59,540 I know Ariana can sometimes appear a little bit aloof, shall we say, but 558 00:32:59,540 --> 00:33:01,660 is absolutely paramount in a relationship. 559 00:33:01,900 --> 00:33:02,980 Otherwise, what do you have? 560 00:33:03,320 --> 00:33:05,120 It's scary to... What? 561 00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:09,480 To know that somebody is so... What are we scared of? Important. 562 00:33:09,980 --> 00:33:11,600 That's a wonderful thing. 563 00:33:12,040 --> 00:33:13,800 It's okay to feel something, Ariana. 564 00:33:14,460 --> 00:33:19,020 I know that I should have felt okay with being emotionally vulnerable with Tom 565 00:33:19,020 --> 00:33:20,020 and telling him that sooner. 566 00:33:21,380 --> 00:33:22,900 Because he... 567 00:33:23,950 --> 00:33:29,690 never once not been amazing to me. Okay, now wipe your tears away and have fun 568 00:33:29,690 --> 00:33:30,690 tonight. All right. 569 00:33:30,890 --> 00:33:31,890 I'm going to. 570 00:33:31,950 --> 00:33:33,370 I want to be at a slumber party. 571 00:33:33,830 --> 00:33:35,130 We'll have a shot for you. 572 00:33:36,170 --> 00:33:37,170 Don't be naughty. 573 00:33:37,870 --> 00:33:38,870 I'll try. 574 00:33:40,570 --> 00:33:41,570 Coming up. 575 00:33:46,130 --> 00:33:49,090 Oh my God. Let me see you shake that. 576 00:34:01,070 --> 00:34:02,730 What do you want this coffee table? 577 00:34:03,630 --> 00:34:06,450 I'm putting my serving skills to the test. 578 00:34:07,130 --> 00:34:08,830 Hi. Hey, baby. 579 00:34:09,350 --> 00:34:10,350 I got lunch. 580 00:34:10,710 --> 00:34:11,710 Thank you. 581 00:34:12,590 --> 00:34:13,870 Any appetizers? 582 00:34:14,170 --> 00:34:17,949 Just if anything's getting low, someone notice because I have to save Shay some 583 00:34:17,949 --> 00:34:23,190 food. Ariana and Katie were very reluctant to let the Toms go to Vegas, 584 00:34:23,190 --> 00:34:25,170 don't need to worry about the boys being out of town. 585 00:34:25,429 --> 00:34:28,969 They're the ones who should be worrying about us. We're going to play sex. 586 00:34:29,239 --> 00:34:33,000 question game gina how do you feel about oral sex do you prefer giving or 587 00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:39,639 receiving um receiving duh come on let's be real i honestly like 588 00:34:39,639 --> 00:34:46,480 to give almost sometimes rather than receive receiving i almost feel 589 00:34:46,480 --> 00:34:52,280 like pressured in some way to like like it even if i didn't like it oh that's 590 00:34:52,280 --> 00:34:57,120 terrible like if tom's down there doing that i'm just up here like what do i do 591 00:34:57,120 --> 00:34:58,360 with my hands like 592 00:34:59,240 --> 00:35:00,920 How about give and receive at the same time? 593 00:35:01,680 --> 00:35:03,380 That's nice. Next question. 594 00:35:04,260 --> 00:35:08,720 Let's be honest. Katie's answer doesn't even count because we know her and 595 00:35:08,720 --> 00:35:12,220 Schwartz are on the vacation plan, which is sex on vacation only. 596 00:35:12,680 --> 00:35:14,620 They haven't traveled in a couple of months. 597 00:35:15,620 --> 00:35:16,620 Lisa. 598 00:35:16,960 --> 00:35:20,760 came in and she was just like, I can't believe you let those guys go to Vegas. 599 00:35:20,880 --> 00:35:26,300 This is mostly a generational gap between me and Lisa that maybe it's a 600 00:35:26,300 --> 00:35:30,240 more old school to try to keep your man wrapped around your finger and keep him 601 00:35:30,240 --> 00:35:31,238 under thumb. 602 00:35:31,240 --> 00:35:34,580 It's not that I have beef with Lala. She just was like, I just, and Lala's 603 00:35:34,580 --> 00:35:37,020 sitting there and I'm like, I don't have any issue with you. 604 00:35:37,240 --> 00:35:39,340 Ariana, should I just invite her? I mean, it's not late. 605 00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:43,440 That would be so amazing. I didn't invite her because I just didn't want 606 00:35:43,440 --> 00:35:46,160 to feel uncomfortable. For sure. Like, I'm not going to tell you not to do 607 00:35:46,320 --> 00:35:49,340 Wait, I need to fill up that wine glass. I'm going to call her and see if she 608 00:35:49,340 --> 00:35:50,340 answers. 609 00:35:57,240 --> 00:35:58,360 Hi, little baby. 610 00:35:59,620 --> 00:36:02,320 Can you come over? You live, like, walking distance. 611 00:36:02,980 --> 00:36:04,340 I don't know. Are you sure? 612 00:36:04,640 --> 00:36:09,120 Yeah. I didn't think I was doing anything tonight, so I, like, started 613 00:36:09,120 --> 00:36:10,120 ready for bed. 614 00:36:10,220 --> 00:36:15,180 Well, we're all in pajamas. It's a pajama party, so you would fit right in. 615 00:36:15,180 --> 00:36:16,180 right. Okay. 616 00:36:40,300 --> 00:36:44,860 So we've hit a point where if I don't cheat it is meaningful because 617 00:36:46,920 --> 00:36:47,920 I could. 618 00:36:52,720 --> 00:36:53,720 Thank you. 619 00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:58,840 But it's a little part of me that wouldn't mind if the girls are here. 620 00:37:03,300 --> 00:37:09,940 I'm here because I feel like the 621 00:37:09,940 --> 00:37:11,500 olive branch has been extended. 622 00:37:11,880 --> 00:37:13,740 You got to catch up. You got to. 623 00:37:14,320 --> 00:37:16,860 And I would be an idiot not to take it. You're welcome. 624 00:37:17,160 --> 00:37:19,080 Yeah, this is the thing. You and a guy have been hanging out. 625 00:37:19,460 --> 00:37:20,319 You're out. 626 00:37:20,320 --> 00:37:24,000 You start making out. And you're like, okay. You're like, we're getting 627 00:37:24,560 --> 00:37:27,920 He's going to have, probably, if you're making out, a little bit. 628 00:37:28,680 --> 00:37:32,080 Sometimes you can feel that rub up against your leg. You can kind of tell. 629 00:37:32,220 --> 00:37:33,220 Making out. 630 00:37:33,720 --> 00:37:36,560 You guys kiss. I'm going to make your boyfriends really jealous right now. You 631 00:37:36,560 --> 00:37:37,560 can go full on if you want. 632 00:37:39,330 --> 00:37:43,010 One. Do a boom. Ooh, that's hot. Send it to the boys. Okay, got it. 633 00:37:43,350 --> 00:37:46,770 Is that a good -looking picture, though? It's like a house ghost bar. 634 00:37:47,030 --> 00:37:50,850 Our boys in Vegas know damn well that they're not going to be kissing any 635 00:37:50,910 --> 00:37:53,130 but nobody said that we couldn't. 636 00:37:53,530 --> 00:37:59,110 I mean, it's just one of those stupid double standards that I'm actually 637 00:37:59,110 --> 00:38:00,110 to exploit. 638 00:38:00,150 --> 00:38:02,870 Don't do it. Let me see you shake that. 639 00:38:03,610 --> 00:38:05,570 Oh, damn, Gina. 640 00:38:05,820 --> 00:38:09,780 This is not the first time that I've made out with a girl. I've always been a 641 00:38:09,780 --> 00:38:14,760 girl's girl, but I'm a girl's girl after tonight. 642 00:38:38,220 --> 00:38:41,820 You know, I always suspected that when a girl gets together and has a slumber 643 00:38:41,820 --> 00:38:45,220 party, turns into like a pillow fight slash make -out session. 644 00:38:45,900 --> 00:38:46,900 Well, here's the proof. 645 00:38:47,560 --> 00:38:48,560 Is that Lala? 646 00:38:49,620 --> 00:38:50,620 It's Lala. 647 00:38:51,220 --> 00:38:52,460 What's Lala doing there? 648 00:38:52,820 --> 00:38:55,880 Maybe they kissed her. They literally kissed and made up. 649 00:38:56,660 --> 00:39:02,020 I can't have sex, and I want it now. 650 00:39:13,680 --> 00:39:15,280 Jax is very turned on. 651 00:39:16,340 --> 00:39:17,340 Happy birthday, buddy. 652 00:39:17,600 --> 00:39:21,300 Thank you. I mean, we've made it. We survived all the tests. All we have to 653 00:39:21,300 --> 00:39:22,640 right now is just go to bed. 654 00:39:24,080 --> 00:39:25,080 Take it to that bed. 655 00:39:25,640 --> 00:39:27,180 Come on, I'll bury you. Come on. 656 00:39:27,600 --> 00:39:28,600 Coming up. 657 00:39:33,080 --> 00:39:37,240 We've made it this far, guys. Let's ruin everything by like trying. 658 00:39:51,240 --> 00:39:52,198 You know what, guys? 659 00:39:52,200 --> 00:39:53,200 You know what? 660 00:39:53,680 --> 00:39:54,960 It's my birthday. 661 00:39:55,960 --> 00:39:57,600 We're going to pay attention to me. 662 00:39:57,860 --> 00:39:59,120 What time are you going to be at Stern tomorrow? 663 00:40:00,100 --> 00:40:02,640 And whenever I feel like it. 664 00:40:03,780 --> 00:40:08,520 Guys, I'm really glad I fucking came. Peter, dude, thank you for putting this 665 00:40:08,520 --> 00:40:11,340 all together, dude. We brought the faith back in five weekends. 666 00:40:11,600 --> 00:40:15,420 Yeah. Thank you for fucking putting this together, man. I love this. I loved it. 667 00:40:15,560 --> 00:40:19,600 I think I'm like, I want to stay another night. I think we can do it again. 668 00:40:20,140 --> 00:40:21,320 I can't drink anymore. 669 00:40:21,600 --> 00:40:24,920 It's not easy for him not to get laid in Vegas. 670 00:40:25,460 --> 00:40:29,080 Dude, my penis stayed in my pants all weekend. This is the first time. 671 00:40:29,280 --> 00:40:31,220 He's never ever. He's not happy about it. 672 00:40:31,440 --> 00:40:34,860 We just have a moment of silence for my streak coming to an end. 673 00:40:38,760 --> 00:40:40,700 Thank you. I think I kissed Tom tonight. 674 00:40:42,020 --> 00:40:44,120 Yes, that happened. I kissed Tom too tonight. 675 00:40:44,520 --> 00:40:46,080 You know what's harder than making out with girls? 676 00:40:46,340 --> 00:40:48,220 What? Not making out with girls. 677 00:40:50,180 --> 00:40:52,280 I only got one girl I want to make out with. 678 00:40:54,340 --> 00:40:56,200 FaceTime. What are you doing? 679 00:41:00,260 --> 00:41:01,198 I'm drunk. 680 00:41:01,200 --> 00:41:04,920 I was going to say, you look totally sober. Are you jealous that we're having 681 00:41:04,920 --> 00:41:05,920 pajama party? 682 00:41:06,900 --> 00:41:08,160 Yeah. I miss you. 683 00:41:08,520 --> 00:41:09,520 I miss you. 684 00:41:11,140 --> 00:41:16,020 There was never a minute that I didn't trust Tom to go to Vegas with the boys. 685 00:41:16,080 --> 00:41:17,260 It just didn't. 686 00:41:17,530 --> 00:41:20,710 Makes sense, but he is my Schwartz and I love him. 687 00:41:20,990 --> 00:41:21,990 How's it going? 688 00:41:22,030 --> 00:41:24,310 You look really sober too. 689 00:41:24,570 --> 00:41:27,170 You're gonna be mad when you see what I'm wearing without you. 690 00:41:27,450 --> 00:41:28,550 You see that? You see that? 691 00:41:28,910 --> 00:41:29,950 Flap it, make it jelly. 692 00:41:30,230 --> 00:41:31,570 All mine now, gotta go. 693 00:41:31,950 --> 00:41:32,950 Bye. Bye, 694 00:41:34,010 --> 00:41:34,888 I love you. 695 00:41:34,890 --> 00:41:38,350 I mean, look, I love him. He's my guy, I'm his girl. 696 00:41:39,290 --> 00:41:40,290 That's all I need. 697 00:41:40,350 --> 00:41:41,350 Let's go gamble. 698 00:41:41,470 --> 00:41:43,170 Let's go play some, let's go play some crime. 699 00:41:43,770 --> 00:41:44,770 Let's do it, come on. 700 00:41:45,210 --> 00:41:46,290 One last rodeo. 701 00:41:46,730 --> 00:41:51,330 We've made it this far, guys. Let's ruin everything by, like, trying to f*** 702 00:41:51,330 --> 00:41:52,330 girls. 703 00:41:53,110 --> 00:41:57,410 Yeah, our last night here was in the last five more minutes. Let's just ruin 704 00:41:57,410 --> 00:41:58,790 everything. Yeah. 705 00:41:59,330 --> 00:42:02,570 And then you guys got my back. Put it on social media, yeah. 706 00:42:02,830 --> 00:42:05,410 And we'll tweet it. And we'll, like, stab each other in the back. 707 00:42:05,670 --> 00:42:06,850 Oh, yeah, yeah. It'd be great. 708 00:42:07,490 --> 00:42:09,290 Absolute deal -breaker between all of us. 709 00:42:10,710 --> 00:42:11,770 No, no, come on. 710 00:42:12,090 --> 00:42:16,090 I mean, everybody knows that there's that point in time when you're in Vegas, 711 00:42:16,620 --> 00:42:17,620 And you are up. 712 00:42:17,860 --> 00:42:22,540 And it's time to call it quits, walk away, put your winnings in your pocket, 713 00:42:22,720 --> 00:42:23,720 call it a night. 714 00:42:24,120 --> 00:42:25,120 All right. 715 00:42:25,880 --> 00:42:27,740 Let's do it. One last time. 716 00:42:28,340 --> 00:42:31,640 Get the f*** out of here with that. Stop. 717 00:42:32,220 --> 00:42:34,860 We're not at that point yet. 718 00:42:35,300 --> 00:42:36,300 You got room keys? 719 00:42:36,540 --> 00:42:37,540 I do. Okay. 720 00:42:39,820 --> 00:42:41,780 Next time on Vanderpump Rules. 721 00:42:42,080 --> 00:42:44,440 Hey, where's Dandoval? I lost him. 722 00:42:45,230 --> 00:42:48,010 I don't want to drop a bomb on you at work. I did do something kind of stupid. 723 00:42:49,750 --> 00:42:55,990 You're a very dangerous girl to be around. I hate James. 724 00:42:56,230 --> 00:42:59,010 I hate him. You need to date somebody who has a job. 725 00:42:59,330 --> 00:43:01,390 I'm not a crazy bitch anymore. 726 00:43:01,850 --> 00:43:04,230 I think we should take a trip that involves a girl. I agree. 727 00:43:04,490 --> 00:43:07,010 I would like for Kristen to come. She still is a liability. 728 00:43:07,350 --> 00:43:11,250 You're trying to act like I'm a psycho because I don't want Kristen to go on a 729 00:43:11,250 --> 00:43:12,510 birthday trip with me. 730 00:43:13,160 --> 00:43:16,080 To see more of Vanderpump Rules, go to bravotv .com.